Laugh with your family and friends this Christmas by sharing the
one-liners and jokes on Christmas that we have brought especially for
you:
A small cute little boy regularly went to Sunday school where he
learnt the stories from Bible. One Sunday, he heard the story of
Three Wise Men guided by the Holy Star. His version of story, which
he told his parents after returning home, was:
"On the first Christmas, there was no Santa. So, three men had
to deliver toys to baby Christ on camels. Since, they didn't had
Rudolph's red nose to guide them, they used a spotlight in the sky
to guide them around."
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting
clothes for Christmas.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? -
Frostbite
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? - A
list of everything you want!
Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? -
Holly-wood.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? - It's Christmas,
Eve
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? - Because he had low elf
esteem.
Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year and thanks to
credit cards, it's on my Visa card statement twelve months a year
also.
Three phrases that sum up Christmas are:
Peace on Earth,
Goodwill to Men, and
Batteries not included.
Two foolish friends were searching for a suitable Christmas tree
for their homes in frozen woods. After hours of harsh cold weather
and exhausting but fruitless search, first said to another, "Let's
just hack any tree we get, whether it's decorated or not!"
