World Of Christmas
Celebrate a fun filled Christmas telling these one-liners at your Christmas party. Find some really funny jokes to crack at your party.

Christmas One Liner Jokes

The first image, which comes to our mind when we think of Christmas, is a home filled with cheerful people, with laughter spread all over and a party at full swing. Christmas enthralls us all in a state of happiness and the festive fervor. It is a season that you don't want to miss in your lifetime. Christmas is the season to enjoy with all your near and dear ones. Christmas parties are very common during these days and you would not let any stone unturned for making your party the best, whether it's the decorations or the recipes that you are planning. Above all, you would like to create a special Christmas ambience at your home. The best way to rock a party, is by making your guests smile and letting them have a wonderful evening ahead. You can have a totally fun filled experience at your party by cracking some good jokes on Christmas. So get ready to tickle your loved ones funny bone!

Christmas Funny One Liners
  • When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
  • What do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
  • What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbon hood.
  • What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh? Santa Claus caught in a revolving door.
  • What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite
  • What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells. !
  • Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop their needles!
  • What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I'll never part with it!
  • Why is a burning candle like being thirsty? Because a little water ends both of them!
  • What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple!
  • What do you give a train driver for Christmas? Platform shoes!
  • What did the big candle say to the little candle? I'm going out tonight!
  • If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
  • What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
  • A Christmas thought: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
  • What kind of pine has the sharpest needles? A porcupine!
  • Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Holly-wood.
  • What's red and white and red, red and white, and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a hill!
  • What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve
  • What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas? Grave-y!
  • What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail!
  • Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else.
  • What did the Eskimos sing when they got their Christmas dinner? "Whale meat again, don't know where, don't know when "!
  • Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed!
  • What did the guest sing at Eskimo's Christmas party? Freeze a jolly good fellow..
  • Whose Christmas parties are full of screams? Dracula's.
  • What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens.
  • Why is Santa a good race car driver? Because he's always in the pole position.
  • How does Santa Claus take photos? With his North Pole-aroid.
  • Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? He had no body to go with!
  • Why did the little boy push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
  • Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
  • What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?   Forty feet of track - all straight!
  • Father to three-year old: "No a reindeer is not a horse with TV antenna".
  • Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year and thanks to credit cards, it's on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.
  • Knock Knock Who's there? Donut Donut who ? Donut open till Christmas !
  • What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light me up!
  • A man went to a butcher's and saw that the turkeys were 90p a pound. He said to the butcher, 'Do you raise them yourself?' 'Of course I do,' the butcher replied. 'They were only 50p a pound this morning!'