Christmas is that one special day of the year which is set to celebrate the birth of Christ. It is celebrated with high spirits in various parts of the world. It is the occasion to spread joy and cheer and also the perfect time for the families to gather and party. Delicious food, family, friends, neighbors and tall glasses of wine - will all fill in the festive mood. The occasion is meant to share love, friendship and togetherness. Don't you think it is the right time for your folks to jolly themselves? Yes of course it is! Life is all about seeing the humor in anything and everything possible. Laughter will naturally fill the air and break the ice. The atmosphere will also make the newcomers feel a bit comfortable with others. The jokes you share at the moment should be funnier if kiddies are around. If you want to lighten up the moment then this article is what you need.
Humorous Christmas Jokes
Q - What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A - Its Christmas, Eve!
Q - How do you make an idiot laugh on Boxing Day?
A - Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
Q - What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
A - The letter "D"!
Q - What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A - Santa Claustrophobia!
Q - What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A - Black mail!
Q - Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?
A - Santa Paws!
Q - Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
A - Because it soots him!
Q - Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
A - Elephanta Claus!
Q - How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
A - Stacks!
Q - Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve?
A - Because he's Sooty!
Q - What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
A - Tarzipan!
Q - Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
A - No you can have turkey like everyone else!
Q - What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
A - My pop is bigger than yours!
Q - Who is never hungry at Christmas?
A - The turkey - he's always stuffed!
Q - What bird has wings but cannot fly?
A - Roast turkey!
Q - What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
A - Your teeth!
Q - We had grandma for Christmas dinner?
A - Really, we had turkey!
Q - Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
A - You get tinsel-itus!
Q - What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
A - Grave-y!
Q - What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
A - She gave him the cold shoulder!
Q - What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A - Ice caps!
Q - What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A - Icebergers!
Q - Where do snowmen go to dance?
A - Snowballs!
Q - How do snowmen travel around?
A - By iceicle!
Q - What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A - Snowball!
Q - How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
A - You wake up wet!
Q - What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
A - Frost bite!
Q - How do you call an Eskimo cow?
A - An Eskimoo!
Read on the article for a wide collection of funny Christmas jokes for the occasion.